Oh Gee, we only have to turn around a huge deficit in the midst of a failing economy, all while we’re trying to increase the role of government, but…here’s a great idea: let’s talk about baseball while we’re in session. Great fucking ideas you useless, awful jackasses. I’d like to quit paying your salaries now, thank you very much.
exceptional exceptionalism
fail harder
you'll get there -
eventually
GI Joe was nowhere NEAR as exciting as this remake from hell. NEW A-TEAM!
Old jam, rearranged - tell me whatcha think.
To be honest, this video is like a graphic representation of how I feel about my life (to be clear, I feel like the gentleman in a suit that barely avoids becoming a road pizza).
Personally, I don’t think the balloon hoax holds a candle to this shit. If there was a court of good taste, the freak that pretended his kid was floating around in some invention that looked like it was straight out of flight of the navigator would have been arrested for perpetrating the video above…and we all might have been spared the news orgy from last week.
Everyday Struggle
- Me: "You were hit by a car?"
- My favorite person: "Yeah...it was a busy day."
If you like history, then this is interesting. If you think it’s boring, then you might find it boring.