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Trouble with wrinkles? Just put some murdered Peruvian on it.

What’s weirder than people murdering other people so that they can steal rendering fat for makeup companies? The fact that they are called Pishtacos. Every time I sound the word out, I feel like I’m in line at a taco stand behind someone with a speech impediment.

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November 18

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Some randomness I was messing around with tonight - feel free to comment - not mastered in any way, shape or form - purely in need of critique.

Headphones or non-laptop speakers recommended.

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I know dogs are called “Man’s Best Friend,” but I have never really wanted a best friend that beats off on my couch, let alone in front of me.

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November 7

Lawmakers being useless

Oh Gee, we only have to turn around a huge deficit in the midst of a failing economy, all while we’re trying to increase the role of government, but…here’s a great idea: let’s talk about baseball while we’re in session. Great fucking ideas you useless, awful jackasses. I’d like to quit paying your salaries now, thank you very much.

Oh…so fun.

GI Joe was nowhere NEAR as exciting as this remake from hell. NEW A-TEAM!

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October 22

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Old jam, rearranged - tell me whatcha think.

JAM!

To be honest, this video is like a graphic representation of how I feel about my life (to be clear, I feel like the gentleman in a suit that barely avoids becoming a road pizza).

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October 21

Personally, I don’t think the balloon hoax holds a candle to this shit. If there was a court of good taste, the freak that pretended his kid was floating around in some invention that looked like it was straight out of flight of the navigator would have been arrested for perpetrating the video above…and we all might have been spared the news orgy from last week.

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