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Here’s the best part: that duder at the counter, who she’s apparently waiting for, is probably going to hold that disgusting hand. He might even kiss her mouth, which is probably just as dirty as her seemingly spotless, manicured and painted nails. After years of observation, I have come to the conclusion that some of the dirtiest people on the planet are the high maintenance “ladies” that collect new benefactors like they do treatable STD’s. Blech!

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Mainstream media is useless because...

…they’ve turned Chicago losing as an Olympic venue into a nationwide crisis.

Regular citizens in Chicago should have thrown a party when they lost. Consider this: now they won’t have to deal with YEARS of construction, heightened security, or a false, temporary economy based on hundreds of thousands of people who really don’t care about their city in the end.

PLEASE…let it go. I almost cried when I heard a pundit wondering how ,”…the combined power of Obama, the First Lady, and Oprah wasn’t enough.” Our country is in decline, our President and his wife aren’t deities, and Oprah has as much clout in Scandinavia as the leader of a local community organization (interpret: none).

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Maybe the bear is really smart and just likes scaring little girls?

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Paintball art. Somewhat interesting, if only to hear the cacophony of all the guns firing together.

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Yet another gem from an old newspaper.

I have a feeling that these Dr.’s enjoyed a short-lived partnership. (Drumroll please)

Yet another gem from an old newspaper.

I have a feeling that these Dr.’s enjoyed a short-lived partnership. (Drumroll please)

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As I’m reading through British newspapers from the 1930’s (if you know me well, you already know I have an unhealthy love for history from 1900-1950) I found this hilarious little tidbit.  Of course, it’s also on the unfunny side of things, considering that they probably castrated and eventually murdered these so-called threats to “race hygiene”.  Who doesn’t enjoy a good drunk now and again, especially a village drunk in Europe?  They may be some of the most irresponsible, spiteful, and potentially dangerous people one could ever encounter, but they’re also usually good for a laugh, they can typically lead a hell of a singalong, and they’re often such a wealth of knowledge (whether factual or fictional) that one would be wise to write their musings down for generations to come.

Judgement: Nazis are the worst party killers ever.

As I’m reading through British newspapers from the 1930’s (if you know me well, you already know I have an unhealthy love for history from 1900-1950) I found this hilarious little tidbit. Of course, it’s also on the unfunny side of things, considering that they probably castrated and eventually murdered these so-called threats to “race hygiene”. Who doesn’t enjoy a good drunk now and again, especially a village drunk in Europe? They may be some of the most irresponsible, spiteful, and potentially dangerous people one could ever encounter, but they’re also usually good for a laugh, they can typically lead a hell of a singalong, and they’re often such a wealth of knowledge (whether factual or fictional) that one would be wise to write their musings down for generations to come.

Judgement: Nazis are the worst party killers ever.

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If I was homeless, I think I would sneak into one of these things and turn it into my underground lair.

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Yeah stuttering.

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